I am terrified by Mike Huckabee's win.
I'm not really on Team Obama or Team Hillary; I'd love either of them to win. I worry about both being viable rivals. I need them to join forces like the Wonder Twins.
I just can't have a gay-hating, gun-loving, war-supporting, former Pastor in the White House.
Don't tell me to move to Canada, I already know how much of a logistical nightmare it is.