newsbits: i'm a movie trailer, get me out of here!

- Oprah's entire show on friday will be dedicated to Twitter. I'm expecting a lot of truncated sentences.

- REALLY?- Bacon swords are awesome. Can you imagine if gang warfare was conducted with flaming bacon instead of machine guns?

- The new trailer for Half-Blood Prince just came out, and it looks pretty awesome -- despiute rumors of re-shoots after poor test screenings.

- One can only hope this movie is as good as the poster.- In Russia, Doctors found a 2 inch tree growing in a guys lung. What the WHAT?

- Guaranteed to have at least a big premiere: the new season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with Geraldo, Speidi, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Janice Dickinson, ex-Gov. Blagojevich, and Nancy Kerrigan in the jungles of Costa Rica.

- NBC may be a joke, but ABC is number 1...at losing viewers. It's hard to out Ben Silverman Ben Silverman, but Stephen McPherson has done it. Still, Lost is on top of its game.